Dragonfly Treasure: 2011-05-15
Welcome to my
Perfectly Imperfect Life..........

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Black and White TV

  "Good night and God bless."

Go all the way to the bottom
past the pictures... I think you'll
enjoy  it. Whoever wrote
this must have been my next door
neighbor because  it totally
described my childhood to a 'T.'

Hope you enjoy  it.

Black  and White 









Black  and White
(Under age 40?
You won't understand.)

You  could hardly
see for all the snow,

Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go.
Pull a chair up to the TV set,

'Good Night, David.
Good Night, Chet.'  

My Mom used to cut
chicken, chop eggs and
spread mayo on the
same cutting board with
the same knife and no
bleach, but we didn't seem
to get food poisoning.

My Mom used to defrost hamburger
on  the counter and I used to eat it
raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches
were wrapped in wax paper
in a brown paper bag,
not in ice pack coolers,
but I can't remember getting e..coli.

  
Almost all of us
would have rather gone
swimming in the lake instead
of a pristine pool (talk about boring),
no beach closures then.

The term cell phone would
have conjured up a phone in a
jail  cell, and a pager was
the school PA system. 

We all took gym,
not PE...and risked permanent
injury with a pair of
high top Ked's (only worn in gym)
instead of having cross-training
athletic shoes with air cushion soles
and built in light reflectors. 
I can't recall any injuries
but they must have happened
because they tell us how
much safer we are now.

Flunking gym was
not an option... even for stupid kids!
 I guess PE must be much harder than gym.

We  must have had
horribly damaged psyches.
What an archaic health system
we had then.
Remember school nurses?
Ours wore a hat and everything.

I thought that I was supposed
 to accomplish something
before I was allowed
to be proud of myself.

I just can't recall how bored
we were without computers,
Play Station, Nintendo,
X-box or 270
digital TV cable stations.

Oh yeah...
and where was the Benadryl
and sterilization kit when
I got that bee sting?
I could have been killed!

We played 'king of the hill' on piles of gravel left on vacant construction sites,
and when we got hurt,
Mom pulled out the
48-cent bottle of
mercurochrome  
(kids liked it better because it didn't sting
like iodine did) and
then we got our butt spanked.  


Now it's a trip to
the emergency room,
followed by a 10-day dose of a
$49 bottle of antibiotics,
and then Mom calls the
attorney to sue the contractor
for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel
where it was such a threat.

We didn't act up at the neighbor's
house either;
because if we did we got our butt
spanked there and
then we got our butt spanked
again when we got home.  


I recall Donny Reynolds
from next door coming over
and doing his tricks on the front stoop,
just before he fell off.
Little did his Mom know that she could
have owned our house.
Instead, she picked him up and
swatted him for being such a goof.
It was a neighbourhood run amuck. 

To top it off, not a single person
 I knew had ever been told that they
were from a dysfunctional family.
How could we possibly have known that?
We needed to get into group therapy
and anger management classes.
We were obviously so duped
by so many societal ills,
that we didn't even notice that
the entire country wasn't taking Prozac!

 How did we ever survive?

LOVE TO ALL OF US WHO SHARED THIS ERA;
AND TO  ALL WHO DIDN'T,
SORRY FOR WHAT YOU MISSED.
I WOULDN'T TRADE IT FOR  ANYTHING!

 Remember that life's most simple
pleasures are very often the best.

Friday, May 20, 2011

The Bridal Shower

Last Saturday was Tanya's Bridal Shower.
As we went through Turlock the Fire Dept. was "passing the boot".


Never hurts to see hunky Firemen


or Smokey the Bear!


I was going through the car wash


so we got to see them while we waited for our turn :)


The backyard and 


tables were decorated so pretty.


 

Tanya received lots of nice things


and even some moola!


Everyone had a good time


My middle son made the misfortune of getting in the hammock


and was spun around....


(innocent onlooker;))


until he was cocooned!


Yup, cocooned!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

What's up with the Weather?

I'm joining:

Fishtail Cottage

Tootsie Time

Last Sunday we had a horrible Hail Storm!

It started out not too bad...
(ignore all the boxes on my deck)


mild splashing in the pond....


then it started to pick up....


continuing to get harder.....


and harder....


even harder...


and then it was like the sky exploded!


The hail was hitting the water so hard


it was like a child splashing in a pool!
 

It covered the street


and sidewalk.


Now mind you, we are usually in the
low 80's this time of year.


The Keets were chirping up a storm,
of course, you could really hear them over the hail.


By the time it was done


it left the Water Lily leaves looking like
lace from all the holes it  made.


Needless to say,
most of the fruit on my trees was knocked off,
my Tomatoes are in shock,
and everything else looks so beat up.
Sorry, no photos of pretty plants this week :(


We are still below normal with temps
and have rain off and on.
So totally crazy weather.
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