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Saturday, July 7, 2012

Husband Down

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies.

'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price.'


Thursday, July 5, 2012

I Guess the Boycott of Arizona is Working

Boycott Of Arizona Is Working

Good population influx for California .
Arizona ’s loss is Jerry brown’s gain…

Illegal immigrants are boycotting Arizona by the thousands, showing their outrage with Arizona 's controversial new SB-1070 law by moving elsewhere.

In the small town of Guadalupe , AZ , south of Phoenix , Manuel Renaldo is one of those who is punishing Arizona by leaving. As he loaded his stolen car with his stolen belongings and family of ten, Renaldo told this reporter through an interpreter "It's a matter of principle; I refuse to be supported by a state that treats me like a criminal!"
The effects of the exodus are being felt by Arizona retailers, who are reporting dwindling sales of beer, spray paint, and ammunition. Also hit hard are the state’s hospitals, which have reported a dramatic decline in births and emergency room visits. Tattoo parlors are in a state of panic.

Renaldo told a reporter through an interpreter "He and his family are moving to California , which is a state that will support him and his family with dignity!"
Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it!

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Black woman with 2 different colored boobs

Something so very freakish ....

This photo is not pornographic and
has not been retouched

This is the actual
photo of a black woman with two
different colored boobs.

One is White and The Other Appears To Be Black!


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