Something in the Air....

Did Phillip fart?

Check the expressions!

Look at the Queen's face!

A fart, by the way, is a most pleasant thing,

It gives the belly ease.

It warms the bed in winter,

And it suffocates the fleas.

A fart can occur

In many odd places,

Leaving everyone there,

With strange looks on their faces .

From wide-open prairies,

To small elevators,

A fart will find all of Us …

sooner or later.

That farts are all bad,

Is simply not true-

We must never forget.......

Sweet, old-farts, like you!