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Tuesday, April 23, 2013

A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor at Bay

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law? I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription.
 

2 comments:

  1. What a cute post. I loved it.

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  2. Now that is funny! So needed a good lauch tonight and you certainly gave it to me. lol
    Hope all is well with you. I am so glad I got to visit you tonight
    Love
    Maggie

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