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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

During the Holidays Remember........

A glass of wine




To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don't and are always
Seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.


However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


Remember:

Water = Poop,
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of Shit..


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service

4 comments:

  1. LOLOL! Can't really argue with your logic there. :)

    Happy Holidays!

    Cheers,
    Tracy Screaming Sardine

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  2. Well, there it is,, scentific enough for me, that's why I drink wine!and love it!! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Hugs

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