HOW OLD GUYS PICK UP WOMEN

 

I am getting on in years and not the best looking guy anymore.
Some would even say I'm a little frayed around the edges....

But, I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of my time casually
traveling from place to place and enjoying life.

I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening…

There was an instant spark between us.



All of a sudden, she did this
cute little dance,

then immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at my feet.

As we lay there making love, I thought .....

"Wow, these Taser guns are really worth the money!!"