Woman's spin on Stress

Words of wisdom!
A WOMAN'S SPIN ON STRESS

A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and
 explaining stress management to an audience with a raised glass of water.
 Everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, 'half empty or
 half full?'... She fooled them all .... "How heavy is this glass of water?"
 she inquired with a smile.

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

She replied , "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on
 how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I
hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a
 day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case it's the same weight,
 but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "and
 that's the way it is with stress. If we carry our burdens all the time,
 sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able
 to carry on."

"As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while
 and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on
 with the burden - holding stress longer and better each time practiced.

So, as early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down.
 Don't carry them through the evening and into the night... Pick them up tomorrow.


 1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days
 you're the statue!

2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to
 eat them.

3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in
 the middle of it.

4 * Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by
 their Maker.

5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
 probably worth it.

7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as
 a warning to others.

8 * Never buy a car you can't push.

9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because
 then you won't have a leg to stand on.

10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

 11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep
 late.

12 * The second mouse gets the cheese. 

13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you
 live.

15 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

16 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are
 pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different
 colors, but they all have to live in the same box. 

17 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a
 detour.

18 * Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about
 you today.

 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

19 *Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate!*



Today someone asked me if I liked you . I laughed , and I said,
 "Ha! That's funny ! I absolutely L O V E that woman ! ! She's funny
 , caring , crazy as heck , sweet , beautiful , she's reading this
 right now & I love her!!" 


Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the
 devil says~~

 "Oh Crap, She's up!"