It's Not My Fault! Seriously!

Me? Behave? Seriously...

As a child I saw Tarzan strolling naked.

Cinderella arrived home after midnight.

Pinocchio told lies.

Aladdin was a thief.

Batman drove over 200 miles an hour.

Snow White lived in a house with 7 men.

Popeye smoked a pipe and had many tattoos,

and in later years,

Pac-Man ran with digital music eating pills that enhanced his performance.

The fault is not mine!