For all you single ladies......

.....who are in such a hurry to get married,

here's a quick piece of Biblical advice:

Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.

While waiting on YOUR Boaz,

don't settle for ANY of his relatives:

Brokeaz,

Poaz,

Lyinaz,

Cheapaz,

Lockedupaz Goodfornothinaz,

Lazyaz

and

especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz.

Please, wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz.