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Monday, February 21, 2011

Bill has done it again...


'They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English.
I can't even talk the way these people talk:

Why you ain't,
Where you is,
What he drive,
Where he stay,
Where he work,
Who you be...

And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk.
And then I heard the father talk.

Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads.

You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth
In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living.

People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an Education,
and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around.

The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal.
These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids.
$500 sneakers for what?
And they won't spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics.

I am talking about these people who cry when their son is standing
there in an orange suit.
Where were you when he was 2?
Where were you when he was 12?
Where were you when he was 18 and how come you didn't
know that he had a pistol?

And where is the father? Or who is his father?

People putting their clothes on backward:
Isn't that a sign of something gone wrong?

People with their hats on backward, pants down around the crack,
isn't that a sign of something?

Isn't it a sign of something when she has her dress all the way up
and got all type of needles [piercing] going through her body?

What part of Africa did this come from??
We are not Africans. Those people are not Africans;
they don't know a thing about Africa .....

I say this all of the time. It would be like white people saying
they are European-American. That is totally stupid.

I was born here, and so were my parents and grand parents and, very likely my great grandparents. I don't have any connection to Africa, no more than white Americans have to Germany , Scotland , England , Ireland , or the Netherlands. The same applies to 99 percent of all the black Americans as regards to Africa .

So stop, already! ! !

With names like Shaniqua, Taliqua and Mohammed and all of that crap ..........
And all of them are in jail.
Brown or black versus the Board of Education is no longer the
white person's problem.

We have got to take the neighborhood back.
People used to be ashamed. Today a woman has eight children with eight
different 'husbands' -- or men or whatever you call them now.

We have millionaire football players who cannot read.
We have million-dollar basketball players who can't write two paragraphs.
We, as black folks have to do a better job.
Someone working at Wal-Mart with seven kids, you are hurting us.
We have to start holding each other to a higher standard..

We cannot blame the white people any longer.'
Dr.. William Henry 'Bill' Cosby, Jr., Ed.D.






























Saturday, February 19, 2011

Cannery Row, Monterey...part 2

Dawn treated us to an Aqua Massage.
These are the most relaxing, best feeling few minutes of your life!!!
OK, maybe I exaggerate...just a tiny bit ;)
But they ARE great.

You lay down
with your clothes on (you don't get wet),
shoes off


headphones on
face down
remote in your hand
capsule closed


The warm forceful jets of water glide up and down your back.
With the remote you can stop them in place anywhere you are sore
or need a little more time on.
You can see the jets through the lid...
the white by the "ge" in Aqua Massage are the water jets.
They surround your sides and back.


Afterwards you feel marvelous!

Then hunger set in!
We ate for the first time at Cannery Row Brewing Company.
OMG, the food was awesome!
TJ ordered a Bacon Burger.


He was happy with the size of the Onion Rings....


until he put his burger together...
not sure even he can open his mouth that wide!!
LOL


Becci couldn't feed Wrenee fast enough!


I had the Mushroom Burger...MMM!


Look what they server your meal in,
old enamelware tins!


This is the kind of restaurant I love.
Everywhere you look there is something old to see ♥♥
While Melissa enjoys her food,
I'm scanning the shelving and ceiling!
Is that a....


it sure is! and old still!!


LOVE this old door


Gotta love Julia ♥

Wrenne says I'm full Grandma, let's go!


Friday, February 18, 2011

Fertilizer Friday ~ 2/18/11


It's Fertilizer Friday over at Tootsie Time!!

The gorgeous Spring weather we had last week
has turned into a wet nasty storm.

Many of my spring bulbs are up and blooming.  


Hyacinths


Daffodils and Narcissus


These were taken from inside the front doorway...
hey I said it was wet and nasty!!
LOL

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Cannery Row, Monterey.....part 1

On to Cannery Row in Monterey....


Wouldn't you know TJ found his Pirate right away...
Becci (Dawn's daughter) liked him too!


Miss Kitty found them amusing


Rock and Roll Baby!


Hunka Hunka Burning Love!
(I would have brought him back for ya sis,
but he's put on some weight and I couldn't lift him....
to shove him in my purse of course!)


A little too much of the king for Becci!


Uh yeh, Wrenee, Zander.....that is your mother....


Such fun things to look at in some of the shops on the Row


Pretty good likeness don'tcha think?


where were these when I needed them?


No comment


LOL


whoooieeee


Yikes, I think Melissa needs a drink!


Coffee?


Nah, this is more like it!!!


We all decided we needed a new ring.
Isn't mine pretty?


Wonder Friend Powers Activate!

More to come ♥♥

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

According to the Weatherman....





The weathermen say the
temperature is going to drop to
extreme low levels tonight.

And everyone should check on
the elderly and senile.


Are YOU OK??




Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Sissy Friendship Poems...

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?



Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.


You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~ Just the stone cold truth of our friendship.


1. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.


2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.


3. When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.


4. When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.


5. When you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.


6. When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.


7. When you are sick ~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.


8. When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.


9. This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~ because you are my friend.


Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.



Sunday, February 13, 2011

Moss Landing...part 3

As we were leaving Moss Landing we happened to see....

Yes that's right,
a lady walking her duck!
Dawn had to get pics!


 and then talked to her for a bit.


She said she takes her duck everywhere with her


hmmm
only in California!

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Moss Landing...part 2

We were told that they were more Otters up by the docks.
So we headed that way.


I don't know what it is about docks and boats,
but I love to look at them


Hey great idea for Garden Art! ;)


The Krusty Krab
didn't realize Mr Krabs had a boat too


too cute!


and another was spotted


playing over by the bridge.



Cody walked up the bridge to get a closer look..


it was too far for him to hear what I was yelling,
cell phones are great aren't they?


a man alone with his thoughts


soon to be joined by Melissa


yep, he's right there!


acck! No climbing on the bridge!!!


kids!
Always have to give ya a scare!

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